Spartacus Spiffington

Spartacus Spiffington
My name is Spartacus Spiffington.I'm dead.
A fact with which I'm not entirelypleased.
I would prefer to be alive instead.
But here I am, quite thoroughlydeceased.
"So tell us", you demand, "what death is like."
But trust me, you don't want to know this yet.
It is like learning how to ridea bike;
for once you know you never canforget.

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